A Joke I was on the school bus one afternoon, and I had terrible gas, but I didn't want everyone else to know. But then it hit me, and I couldn't hold it in any longer, so I begin to panic. I wanted to wait til I got outside because my stop was only a few seconds away. Then I realized that the music was playing rather loudly so this would be the perfect opportunity to sneak it off. Just as the artist hit a high note, I let it fly, it was really loud and long.