People get conned into marriage for all kinds of reasons. Maybe a spouse is really after their inheritance, or perhaps they're just trying to get citizenship. We thought we had heard it all Mic drop. She wins.
I even looked down to check that he was actually erect. He was. He had a raging boner, but I had no idea about the whole morning wood thing yet. So I got wasted one night, determined to give head for the first time. But the guy I ended up in bed with had what I now know by comparison to be a giant penis.
I told him he had a small penis For the record, the equipment on my month-long friend-with-benefits was a perfectly acceptable size and shape. And yes, I knew exactly what I was doing when I blurted out my verbal castration. It probably wasn't my brightest moment with the opposite sex.