Oh, sinner, do not stray From the straight and narrow way For the Lord is surely watching what you do If you approach the Devil's den Turn 'round don't enter in Lest the hand of the almighty fall on you. He'll fuck you up he'll fuck you up Yes, God will fuck you up If you dare to disobey his stern command. He'll fuck you up he'll fuck you up Don't you know he'll fuck you up So you better do some prayin' while you can. Long ago a man named Lot Had a wife he thought was hot But she could not stop her black and sinful ways. You know it was her own damn fault When God turned that bitch to salt.
PHAROAHE MONCH - SIMON SAYS (GET THE FUCK UP) LYRICS
Big Bill Hell's is the name of a fictional used car dealership set in Baltimore, Maryland, best known for it's vulgar parody of local sales commercial that opens with "Fuck you, Baltimore! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars. This highly over the top commercial was originally produced as a joke in for a faux award show put on be the Advertising Association of Baltimore called The Ad Follies. The AAB searched for agencies willing to produce ad spoofs mocking the top agencies in the city despite the impending threat that people working on these spoofs may place their jobs in jeopardy for doing so.